I Have to Write That Down

Some funny things that have been said at our house lately:

Blake after hearing me explain that he will soon be a big brother: "I can't wanna be a big brother. I wanna be Darth Vader."

Me: "Who threw an apple in the light fixture?"

Kyle: "Blake did it!"

Blake: "Kyle did it!"

Hear this one in a really happy excited voice. Kyle wanting to play light sabers with Blake: "Hey Blake! Let's kill each other!"

Me: "Why are the pickles in the living room?"

Blake in the middle of the night as I was covering him with a blanket: "Don't fall in the lava."

Kyle after feeling the baby move: "WOW! Cool! Hey Blake, come here! Do you wanna get kicked?"